What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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